alldeduction: (i want you to his me as hard as you can)

[personal profile] alldeduction 2014-01-14 04:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Sherlock was unimpressed and uninterested, which meant that he was bored. The problem with being bored, however, when you are Sherlock Holmes, is that you tend to make some very very terrible decisions.

And deductions.

About peacekeepers that you should probably leave alone.

"Oh please," His voice carries half way through the party as he stands in front of one particular peacekeeper who already looks like a pot about about boil over, red-faced and furious. "I hardly called your wife a slut, I merely said that it was apparent that she had been taking house-calls latel---"

He didn't get the rest of that statement out before the peacekeeper punched him in the face.