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[gamemakers]

Who| Everyone
What| The Capitols oh so exclusive interviews~!
Where| Primarily the common areas, but the interviews would be on every TV everywhere.
When| This evening, at 6 pm sharp
Notes| Use this post to ICly react to the interviews (if you don't make plans of your own!)

The advertisements hit hard today. Tune in at 6 o'clock, you won't want to miss this special! Everywhere a person could look, it was there, and the city was clearly excited for whatever this mystery event was.

As if that wasn't enough, escorts were encouraging Tributes to be in the commons, and a small feast of finger foods was laid out along one wall, extra avoxes available for drinks.

And, as promised, at 6 pm sharp, all the TVs flickered to the ever flashy Caesar, on an equally flashy tabloid-tastick reality style "interview" of the tributes. All the TVs in the common area light up with it, as well as the Districts suites, even if the TV had been off before.

Hope you all enjoy your dose of fame!

Comments

[doesnotsew]

She chuckles briefly, an involuntary little laugh at the idea that dealing with Euron Greyjoy was that simple-- not that any of them here could have known that, or else he would have spoken of magics further beyond what he brought to the Kingsmoot, and brought them ways to spy on their enemies and shiny metallic trinkets and even more murder than he did already. "If only. He's usually not allowed at family reunions at all." Her voice is sweet and mockingly caring, and she imagines driving her ax into her uncle and she smiles.

She waves his words away with a hand, thoughts beyond any of the dangers of magic. "His magicians are skilled enough, or so they say. He just likes to point them in a direction and watch."

[lessthanelementary]

"Aaaah." Yes, there's history there. Neffa rather wishes he had another glass of wine, suddenly. "Well, magic's entertaining to some, I suppose, though I've never met anyone who paid only to spectate. Not anyone pleasant, anyway."

Magic is expensive - called upon by most only when a conventional solution is more expensive. In his half year working on Guild commission, Neffa's drained ponds, located lost valuables, irrigated fields, and propped up roof beams for clients, but those with the money to spend on spectacle usually hire elementalists - it's clear by his tone he's unimpressed with the idea.

That the direction Asha's uncle should be pointing his magicians in involves murder doesn't even occur to him.

[doesnotsew]

"That would describe him," she says, and if only he could appreciate just what an understatement that was. He's paid for it, though not in the way you'd think. She knows that most people don't follow the iron price-- it was like that back home, and it was even more true here-- and she won't begin to explain how exactly he got ahold of them, or how they became three instead of four.

But she doesn't want to dwell on the dead for too long, even if they're not quite dead yet, at least not without something to wash it down with. "Perhaps you should magic up another one of these," she says, flicking the empty glass. "Another normal one, if you please."

[lessthanelementary]

"Certainly." He gestures to a nearby Avox, rather than go to the trouble of getting up and having to face down the screens nearer the refreshment table. (He's almost getting used to the silent servants - but somehow talking to them out loud always feels strange, knowing they cannot reply.)

"There's a story in Ristopa about an elementalist who knew the secret of turning water to wine," he adds, in the pause before the Avox returns. "They say the gods snatched the elements from his hands and left him powerless, for fear he would end the world." It was a magicians' story - and that's why to this day elementalists are deathly afraid to be the slightest bit interesting was the generally-accepted moral, and usually ended with a very loud toast. "I, personally, think it the most useful talent any sorcerer ever cultivated. What did blue lips ever do for anybody?"

The Avox returns, this time with two glasses, and Neffa takes one with a nod of thanks and raises it to Asha - like magic! "--You see? Pure conjury."

[doesnotsew]

"That's the sort of magic I could suffer," she says, settling into her spot on the couch, "though my god would be more forgiving towards it, I'd think." Turn the entire ocean into wine, and let him Dwell Beneath The Waves in a drunken stupor. Perhaps he'd be more useful. The idea of the Damphair's face at finding all his seawater gone is amusing enough as well, and it would do him good to get drunk again.

"What a useful magician," she says with a smirk, taking her glass from the thrall with an ease of one who's been served things by conquered people all her life. "No wonder I keep you around."

[lessthanelementary]

It's hard to bow sitting down, but he manages it, with an exaggerated tip of his head. "What more can a magician strive for than usefulness?" He congratulates himself with a long drink.

"You're lucky, you know," he adds, looking at her with deep mock-seriousness over the rim of his wineglass. "In Ristopa, people pay good money for my services. I don't conjure wine for just anybody."

[doesnotsew]

"Do they, now?" In my world, magicians get fed to each other when they think to refuse a Greyjoy. But that thought was too dark to share, and it was just the tip of the kraken lurking beneath the waters that is Crow's Eye, so instead she takes a sip of her drink and considers.

"On the Iron Islands, we don't pay good money for anything worth having, so I'd say we're even." Better to do things your way than mine.

[lessthanelementary]

Iron Islands. There was a cheerful name. Iron wasn't a particularly rich-sounding word - not a Gold Island, or a Silver Island, but a cold iron one. He raised an eyebrow, as though he couldn't conceal his suspicion of such a system. "Why? Not fond of paying good money, or nothing worth having?"

[doesnotsew]

"Truthfully, we're not fond of paying any money at all, but the latter applies just as well." Not when they were nothing but a collection of stony shores, sand with no nutrients for cropping and men with no sense of when to stop fighting. "That's why we sail so much, to get away from it," she jests, taking another swig of the wine.

[lessthanelementary]

Well, you're as far from it now as you're ever going to get. "If I had a ship - and the ability to keep it afloat - I'd just leave," he says. His tone is of one imparting some piece of obvious wisdom, but there's a self-deprecating quirk to his mouth, of one who knows full well he has no idea what he's talking about. "Find somewhere a little more... tropical. Why not, if you could sail anywhere?"

He drinks again, so that he doesn't have to think even briefly about what's hiding under that casual statement - they're hardly free to sail away now, are they?

[doesnotsew]

“Now there’s a thought,” she says with a smirk of her own, eyes sharp and sarcastic. “Pull up anchor for greener pastures—or hot, muggy, disgusting ones, whatever you may prefer,” she grants with a nod in his direction. Better go to the Summer Islands and fuck all day instead of staying, and watch it all slip away. “Where have you been, my lord, you’ve shown my people the errors of their ways. However shall we repay you?” She gestures overdramatically with her glass, the insides nearly sloshing out—but not quite, as she’s not yet ready to waste so much.

[lessthanelementary]

He accepts her gratitude with an equally exaggerated bow, making up for being seated with extra flourishes. "A pity I wasn't born into your world. I missed my calling." Otherworldly real estate, there was a path to consider-- amazing the Capitol hadn't already capitalized on it. "If you're serious about payment, however, know that I usually take coin, and credit only under the conditions of certain contracts. Though my rates are--" with a pointed sidelong glance-- "flexible."

[doesnotsew]

"You wound me," she says with mock emotion, a hand on her heart. "To hear you talk now, you'd think there was never a day when I purchased your goods with naught but the sweetness of my song." Her voice grows lower the more she jokes, turning into more of a mutter between friends under the chatter of the crowd; more than just another step in the game, there's also an awareness that others can hear. It wasn't hard to remember, not right after the love stories she's seen played out on the screen in front of her. "How much more will you take, after my sweet tongue?"