Who| Albert and Jessica
What| Albert apologizes for making his mentor look bad
Where| District 3 suites
When| Backdated to before the arena
Warnings/Notes| None

( That I was such a fool )

WHO| Nasir and Guy
WHAT| Nasir says the wrong things to Penny. Guy warns him about her.
WHEN| Backdated to before the Arena, shortly after Penny's post
WHERE| Tribute Commons
WARNINGS| References to torture and executions, talk of bidding/sexual abuse

( Seriously, don't. )

[Instead of horror or indignance as some Tributes that have had the dubious honor of having a biopic broadcasted for all this world to see have displayed, Rat has another entirely: Laughter.

It's not the laughter of some madman that's finally lost it, or an evil schemer that has finally been exposed. It's as though he'd just finished watching the greatest comedy ever put on, he can barely catch his breath. It even seems genuine, the way his face is turning red.

He even claps a few times before he finally has something to say. With the laughter gone, a rat has decided it's safe to return to his shoulder again.]

Truly a tale brilliantly told, and wonderfully written. It almost makes me nostalgic for home. It's been a long time since I'd seen Shion's hair in its natural state. It takes me back to better days.

[He sits up and leans conspiratorially in to the camera. He's smirking but it doesn't really show in his eyes.] So, Panem. Would you like me to sing a song for you? [And he laughs again as if he's told a magnificent joke and he switches it off.]