thecapitol | I bleed when I fall down

Who| Zoidberg, De, Kili, other interviewers
What| Zoidberg applied for Capitol citizenship and must be interviewed by other Tributes.
Where| A cozy little corner, tucked away in the Tribute Tower.
When| Presently.
Warnings/Notes| Each interviewer will get their own thread, starting with Kili & De. The others will get threads added as I get confirmation of their participation.

Zoidberg was excited by the prospect of becoming a naturalized Capitolite, mostly because this would allow him greater access to food as well as personal freedoms, which he could not enjoy while serving as a Tribute. Sure, the public adoration was nice, but the experience of hunger he'd had while struggling in the Arena left him longing for more. Besides, there were swanky parties to attend, with rich people and such. He wanted to be amongst a better class of people, and becoming a Capitol citizen would provide him with exactly that chance.

Of course, the process would be arduous. He'd have to explain himself to other Tributes, selected at random to assess his qualities. It was all very complicated, but he didn't mind too much. There would be light refreshments served at these interviews, and that was incentive enough for him to participate. And anyway, Zoidberg had nothing to hide. Not really.

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Zoidberg hadn't ever met Kili before, but he recognized the name from the television replays he'd seen. It would be exciting to meet a Middle-Earthican... or whatever it was that Kili was, just so long as Kili wasn't a scary and violent sort of alien.

And Kili had never met Zoidberg before but he'd been told to ask a series of questions. He's always up for talking to new people, though, which makes Kili all the more eager to do the interview. His brother would survive without him for a few hours, after all, despite Kili's growing distrust of the Capitol throughout this entire visit.

So, when he spots the description he'd been given, he makes his way over. Of course, Kili is nothing near a scary and violent sort of alien, despite his stylists attempts to make him look so. Not even the kohl smudged around his eyes or the two braids that pulled his hair back on one side could really outweigh his lack of height and the small smile that lit up his face.

"You must be Mister Zoidberg," he stated with a brighter smile followed by a deep bow. "Kili, at your service."

Zoidberg was especially pleased at his reception, preening happily as he welcomed Kili into his presence. "Ah, Mister Kili! Welcome! At long last I am making your acquaintance!"

He shoved some crackers into his mouth, frilly tentacles dangling grossly as he settled in to examine the dwarf. Already he had forgotten the purpose of their meeting.. "I'm Doctor Zoidberg! What seems to be the trouble?"

I bleed when I fall down

Kili

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sorry i'm so slow!