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Guy Crood ([personal profile] acroodawakening) wrote in [community profile] thecapitol2014-04-27 11:23 pm

MST10000BC

Who| Guy and any of his CR, his district mates if they're hanging around, or any acquaintance that would be willing to stop by after seeing this
What| Guy invites his friends to watch his expose with him so he can pretend it doesn't bother him. There are tiny sandwiches and bubbly drinks
Where| The District 6 Common area
When| Present
Warnings/Notes| DRAMA and scary stuff at the end of it.

Everyone who was coming was probably already there, so Guy climbed up on one of the armchairs and stood there as if presenting a speech.

"Okay, okay, so - preemptively, I just wanna say thank you for being here on this auspicious day. I just know the Capitol is going to present my life story masterfully, with sensitivity and grace, and I wanted you here with me while experiencing the joy that is me."

The sarcasm was thick enough that if there'd been a pit full of it, it would've trapped many animals so that scientists could study their bones thousands of years later. So many animals.

"Ah, there's probably going to be a part around the beginning where I have to cover my eyes. If I have to do that, can somebody prod me when it's over?" His face went a little more sincere. "Seriously, though, thanks. I do really appreciate you being here." He raised his eyebrows slightly as if mentally preparing himself for what was to come. "I have no idea how this is going to go, so..."

He needed this. He needed to treat it like there would be a scary part of the story where he'd cringe, that would be over quickly, and he needed to try to laugh the rest of it off. It might not work, it depended on how bad it really was going to be, but he wanted to at least try, and that was a lot easier with friends than trying to do it alone.
69problems: <user name="roachpatrol" site="tumblr.com"> (xtra | Spilling over the idol)

[personal profile] 69problems 2014-04-30 02:58 am (UTC)(link)
The Signless couldn't not be here, especially not after the last two mandatory viewings had been so very... intense, was probably the right word. He'd promised to be available for Guy in human-friend capacity, and while he hoped things wouldn't go all that badly, there was always a chance. He'd even brought his tribble along -- in his experience at least having something small and soft and round nearby was pretty comforting.

"I can't imagine they'll find anything that bad to say about you," he said to Guy in what he hoped was a reassuring sort of voice. There was a difference between 'backwards caveman' and 'genocidal destroyer of worlds', after all.
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[personal profile] 69problems 2014-04-30 03:49 am (UTC)(link)
The unfortunate part was that the majority of people watching this didn't know Guy and would probably believe it completely.

"...Well. It's probably better to be braced for something bad, just in case, instead of being blindsided. Especially here."
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[personal profile] 69problems 2014-04-30 04:22 am (UTC)(link)
"You can! I brought in in case you might want to, actually. It always cheers me up."

He held out the tribble, cupped in both hands. It was a pristine white, not even any markings to distinguish 'up' from 'down' (he always had the distinct impression he was holding it wrong, but what with it not really having any way to tell top from bottom, how could he know?).

"I've found you can pet it just about anywhere in any direction and it doesn't mind, it's very friendly."
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[personal profile] 69problems 2014-04-30 04:45 am (UTC)(link)
"Not words, no, but it --"

Right on cue, the tribble gave a soft coo from... somewhere. Who knows.

"-- It does that, and occasionally I've heard it squeak if it falls off of something. It may be talking and I just can't understand, but it's Capitol-made to be a low-maintenance pet, so I doubt it."