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Ψiioniic ([personal profile] xanthous) wrote in [community profile] thecapitol2013-05-08 01:43 am

[OPEN]

Who| The Psiioniic, the other trolls, and YOU! It might lean heavily towards trolls, but anyone is welcome to join them!
What| Watching the final week of the Games.
Where| The Training Center common area.
When| Final week!
Warnings/Notes| Trolls everywhere. And also mentions of violence, death, and etc in passing.

It's probably not unusual for people to group together and watch the violence unfolding. The Psiioniic certainly doesn't see why it would be strange, and he looks remarkably unimpressed as a recap plays some especially gory scenes. He seems to be prepared for a crowd, with plates of food nicked from the District 2 suites scattered around him. He even prepared a sign for his little shindig:


Of course, most people won't be able to read the sign, and do you even know how long it took him to find a marker even close to the proper shade of yellow? Too long, that's what. But now he's prepared for the final cullwatch, and ready to spend time with members of his species. And people who might be curious as to what the hell he's scrawled on the sign.

(You would think something like "fiinal cullwatch" is pretty self-explanatory, but you could never be sure with aliens.)
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Wow, he's like a giant next to Psiioniic. R's almost 6'3''

[personal profile] shambler 2013-05-12 11:53 pm (UTC)(link)
"Thought it was...homework. From...your Escort," R feels better now that he's picked an eye and he's going with it. The resemblance between this troll and Karkat hasn't smacked him in the face yet; in his defense there's that whole zombie thing, so they're not known for being quick on the uptake. "That's what...mine does. She says...it's...tactics. Learning from...mistakes?"

Honestly, R started glazing out whenever his Escort got to the nitty-gritty details. He didn't get why she didn't just go into the Arena herself if she thought she could do it better.

R finally realizes he still has the troll's sign in his hand. Maybe he should give it back.

"Rr..." He gasps, tapping himself and then trying to be daring and shoving the sign back at the troll at the same time. It's a little smeared after being pawed at by a corpse. Sorry about that. "Here. You have...nice...writing...?"
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He is surrounded by a race of giants unfortunately

[personal profile] shambler 2013-05-13 09:52 am (UTC)(link)
Well, R thought his handwriting looked pretty good. Then again that might not mean all that much coming from an illiterate zombie.

The more this troll talks, the more R starts to realize picking an eye to focus on is the least of his problems. Unlike Wyatt with his twang, this guy has a lisp - put that together with these words R thinks he's dropping (schoolfeeding?) and it's all he can do to keep up. He needs to concentrate on the words with both hands.

“Rr,” R agrees. He bobs his head in a nod, staring down at the troll. Next to him, R feels like a giant even with his terrible posture and permanent slouch. “You’re...lucky with your…Escort. Trade…you?”

R’s joking but not. He’d totally trade if they could. He sees the nose-wrinkle, the way the scrunch is obvious on a face that’s corpse-gray and topped off with horns, and he tries to tell himself it’s understandable. Zombie, it’s part of the territory. Zombies are gross. He’s still a little offended, the teeny-tiny part of R that didn’t turn when the rest of him did frowning.
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That is true :|a

[personal profile] shambler 2013-05-13 09:12 pm (UTC)(link)
See, now that sounded like something valuable - not sitting there watching these people killing themselves and getting rated on who got Most Creative Use of Environment or whatever.

It does make him wonder how this troll died. Who he killed. How he did it.

"Hit...me with...it. Please."

R even remembers his please's and thank you's. It's easier to get them out when he isn't starving or getting sniped. Remembering to keep his elbows off the table's probably a no-go. R realizes after the initial frustration trying to understand this troll's lisp that he's actually starting to...enjoy it? Maybe "enjoy" is too strong a word for a zombie. But finding it challenging keeps him busy, makes R actually have to focus and concentrate and he does like that part. It's almost refreshing. Almost like they're on the same page, a troll and a dead boy walking.
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[personal profile] shambler 2013-05-14 05:25 pm (UTC)(link)
R struggles along with the lisp, using that one red eye like a beacon to remind him hey, pay attention. Don’t drift away like any old corpse. It’s rude. All this concentrating strains things R didn’t even know were still intact as he stares, unblinking, at the troll. Why’s he looking around like that?

It takes R a couple of seconds – make that long couple of seconds - before something clicks behind his face and he eventually gets what the troll is saying.

“I…should…try that,” R sounds amazed, wishing he could ask for a cheat-sheet in case he forgets and knowing it wouldn’t matter even if he did have one. “You’re…a genius!”

Maybe that’s this guy’s deal. R looks at him and the troll seems like he can’t hold a gun or a swing a machete very well; in fact, he’s so stick-thin it looks like you could push him over just by looking at him wrong. Could be that’s why he’s so smart. It’s all he’s got going for him. R’s impressed all over again. Brains impress him more than brawn, anyway. He’s been shot at and eaten brawn – brawn’s boring, brawn’s predictable and been-there, done-that. A real mind, now. That’s special.
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[personal profile] shambler 2013-05-16 10:23 am (UTC)(link)
The problem is getting the words out before his Escort runs him over with her chattering. She's probably insanely patient, compared to the others, but she's clearly never had to babysit a walking corpse before and it shows. It shows a lot. Even R's perfume that he has to wear to cover up his usual smell is starting to wear off, the zombie oblivious.

R teethes away at the advice and decides he likes it. "I'll...t...try it. Thanks."

It takes him awhile to realize he's being squinted at like he's missing something. The troll's face is hard to read with the blue/red eyes, R guessing he's being looked at but he's not entirely sure, either. He didn't drop a body part on the troll's feet, did he? (R tries to be a ninja and check - nope, he's still good. Thank God). R decides maybe he better say something else. Clear the air. Do anything but awkwardly stare back at that red eye and the little fangs peeking out.

"Other...tips? What's...name?" R starts to work in a "please" there, but it gets stuck in his throat; the only thing that comes out is a strangled little grunt like he choked on it. Jesus, really?
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[personal profile] shambler 2013-05-20 07:09 am (UTC)(link)
God, R hopes he doesn't fuck it up either. He's trying not to. Given he's currently a zombie, he guesses "don't fuck it up" wasn't one of those life skills he excelled at.

"Helms...man?" R sounds about as skeptical as the troll looks. "Funk...y name. Job?"

R means that in the nicest way though. First Karis with her "Karis Needleteeth" and now this guy. At least you can't forget a name like "the Helmsman" (is that "the" part of it? Can you drop it or is this troll picky?). R could see himself teething himself down to the gums on that kind of name. With a name like that plus the horns and the eyes, R doesn't think he'll be forgetting the Helmsman anytime soon.
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[personal profile] shambler 2013-05-23 12:33 am (UTC)(link)
Wow, okay, so R barely remembered what a helmsman did - boats, right? - but that sounds...qualified. Smart, Living people things. A lot more respectable than rooting around some hobo's small intestines. R wishes he had a title to sling back at the Helmsman, something cool and impressive and so totally awesome it'd knock the troll off his feet.

"Just...Rr. My name," R says, aware of how pitifully short it sounds compared to The Helmsman. He'd been proud of even getting that much up until now.
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[personal profile] shambler 2013-05-24 06:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Where R came from, LAX was bombed out and planes were a fading memory. NASA wasn't even the equation. Wherever the trolls came from, they'd probably find R's world pathetic; "disappointing" would be the biggest understatement ever.

The zombie could see Helmsman was searching for what to say as he trailed off. R struggled to think of anything else he could add to push the conversation forward. It's nowhere near this complicated with other zombies: a few grunts and maybe someone's jaw falls off and that's good enough to last weeks. With the Helmsman's crazy eyes and that lisp, R feels pressured to do better than that.

"See...you...around? Nice...meeting..." R pauses, swallows to stall and pick out the word he wants, "...you."

That's how it's supposed to go, right? Right.