revvinguptheharley: (Harley: More sugar!)
Harley Quinn ([personal profile] revvinguptheharley) wrote in [community profile] thecapitol2015-04-09 03:34 pm

My life on the DC list.

Who: Harley Quinn and you
What: Creative fundraising
Where: Just outside Tribute Tower
When: April 10th
Warnings: None yet but it's Harley so be on your guard for flirting and violence. Also mentions of prostitution.

For every fancy party and corporate sponsorship that provides funds for tributes there has to be an amount of give and take. And for awhile Harley was more then willing to give so long as she had a much more significant amount of take.

But her brash and outgoing nature could be exhausting, especially to the frilly white gloved Capitol upper crust. What had been quaint and charming was now rude and annoying. It had gotten so some of her most loyal pay for play sponsors who had been all too eager to kiss and tell weren't even answering her calls anymore.

And so Harley decided a grass roots campaign was her best option. Sitting in a deck chair outside of the Tribute tower she was in shorts and a loose tank top with her logo on it, three red diamonds.

Sitting in front of her was a simple wooden booth like a child might sell lemonade from and indeed there was a pitcher of lemonade and a plastic cups. Next to the booth was a cooler and hanging from the front was a sign advertising:

"Kissing booth & other stuff
  Kiss on the cheek  1As
  *Kiss on the lips 3 As
  *Tongue 5As
  **Get punched by a Mentor 1As
  Punch a mentor 5As
  Cup of lemonade 1As
  Ice 1As
  Otter pops 1As (Not made with any actual Otter)
  Glitter bomb  2As
  Autograph 2As
  Photo 5As
  Slice of pie 1As
  Whole pie 3As  
  Get hit with a pie 3As 
Other requests can be discussed.
* Not for anyone under 18
** Not for anyone under 16
"
 
 

It was hardly the most elegant solution but it was a start at least. And it gave Harley an excuse to sit outside in the nice weather and eat Otter pops out of a cooler.

  
biiowiired: no maybe ii dont want you touchiing my butt (unsure)

[personal profile] biiowiired 2015-09-05 02:33 am (UTC)(link)
"You can pat me on the back ath long ath you don't thtab me in it," he quipped with the smirk and swiftness that came with quoting a common phrase. With trolls, it was half serious and mostly literal.

"That'th why I don't like my vithionth. They're alwayth right, and they're alwayth about doom." His mood darkened again. "It'th not thpethial or noble, jutht a pain in the ath theeing all my friendth dying. I can't help picking out their voitheth. It'th even more of a pain when I tell them they're going to die and they don't believe me."
biiowiired: no maybe ii dont want you touchiing my butt (unsure)

[personal profile] biiowiired 2015-09-19 06:39 am (UTC)(link)
"Well, it'th.... not like I want to get rid of them exthactly. Telekinethith ith pretty damn utheful, ethpethially when I can't reach the remote."

The ghost of a smile flitted across his face, then was gone as quickly as it appeared.

"It'th a double-edged thtabbing implement. The vithionth warn me of impending doom tho I can prepare anyone who might lithten. If a friend benefitth from my forethight, then it'th worth it. Doethn't happen often, though. Motht of the time, people don't lithten to me."
biiowiired: ii diidnt need two know that (awkward)

[personal profile] biiowiired 2015-10-06 07:57 am (UTC)(link)
Psii would like to meet with this Cassandra. Two of a kind. Too bad people put more stock in armored sociopaths instead of real clairvoyants.

Harley surprised him with a curve ball, one that contained offers of comfort. In some ways he was still very much fresh-off-the-ship. He wasn't used to kindness in Alternian culture. Only the strong were fit to survive. His first instinct was to brush it off, tell her not to worry, he'd dealt with this since before he could comprehend what his visions were....

"Thankth for that. I'm not uthed to thith many people looking out for me."

Admitting that he needed looking out for was embarrassing.

"I'll thee you around," he added hurriedly.