Dr. Robert "Bruce" Banner (
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thecapitol2014-10-21 01:48 pm
D3 / MCU Breakfast Mingle
Who| Bruce Banner, the whole MCU cast, open to people who live in D3 or would drop in on D3 during breakfast time
What| Bruce is a stress cooker. He made a lot of food during the night. Now everyone has to eat it. MCUers have gathered to help with this.
Where| D3 kitchen and dining area.
When| Early morning after the first night under curfew.
Warnings/Notes| Possibly discussion of past violence. Twitchy old people with tribbles.
Bruce doesn't do well when he feels trapped. He felt very trapped during the night and didn't have even a wink of sleep. So he kept himself busy with cooking.
And boy, does it show.
There is a ton of food, all over the counter and on the table. Some is still cooking in the oven or on the stove. There are familiar things, like crepes and popovers and pancakes and muffins and bacon, but there are also completely foreign things from other countries, primarily from Latin America, Northern Africa, the Middle East, and India. And to go with all of this are a ton of different spreads, some of which are clearly not even from the continental United States.
There is also, of course, hot coffee and cold juice to drink. Or tap water, if that's what you feel like.
Honestly, it looks like the weirdest breakfast buffet ever.
What| Bruce is a stress cooker. He made a lot of food during the night. Now everyone has to eat it. MCUers have gathered to help with this.
Where| D3 kitchen and dining area.
When| Early morning after the first night under curfew.
Warnings/Notes| Possibly discussion of past violence. Twitchy old people with tribbles.
Bruce doesn't do well when he feels trapped. He felt very trapped during the night and didn't have even a wink of sleep. So he kept himself busy with cooking.
And boy, does it show.
There is a ton of food, all over the counter and on the table. Some is still cooking in the oven or on the stove. There are familiar things, like crepes and popovers and pancakes and muffins and bacon, but there are also completely foreign things from other countries, primarily from Latin America, Northern Africa, the Middle East, and India. And to go with all of this are a ton of different spreads, some of which are clearly not even from the continental United States.
There is also, of course, hot coffee and cold juice to drink. Or tap water, if that's what you feel like.
Honestly, it looks like the weirdest breakfast buffet ever.

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And he has a tribble in his pocket, but he doesn't acknowledge it beyond occasionally touching it. Tribbles are the best therapy pets.
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After coming through the doors, Tony could see all the nervous energy once again being poured out through the food, so with his usual lack of respect for boundaries he comes over and leans around Bruce while he runs his finger around the edge of the bowl to scoop up some of the batter left there.
"You know, if you ever end up being a parent no one's going to have to worry about them starving."
He sticks the battered finger in his mouth to suck off the batter. He hums at the taste.
"Or them complaining about your cooking."
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"I could kiss you for all this delicious food, but I'd rather see your mouth occupied with eating some of it."
Because while she might not know Bruce very well, she has come to like him enough to worry when he seems to possibly not be doing too terribly great, and she can't help but feel like this frantic activity might be some sort of way to keep upset emotions under some sort of control.
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With dark circles under his eyes he takes a seat after grabbing a plateful of anything that looked appetising -- and with his appetite he'll certainly go for seconds and maybe thirds before this breakfast is over, so he's not being overly fussy at what he gets the first time round. There's a certain pleasure in the amount of choice though and picking for himself what went on his plate; bacon predominately to start with, eggs and toast, food that seems homely and familiar.
Bucky will be sitting there a while as he eats his fill. He might not look openly inviting (by default) but given most of the people here he's come to know he won't be pushing them away should they choose to say hi. Mostly he's being pretty quiet which, as anyone who knows him knows, isn't unusual behaviour.
... except for the occasional cooing noise that comes from inside the pocket of his hoodie. It's where his still-unnamed tribble lives.
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Bruce gives Bucky an absent nod when he sees him getting food. It's probably a good thing that the man is actually consenting to be in the company of this clump of overpowered misfits. It doesn't take a genius to tell that the man doesn't seem to know how to deal with people; deciding to sit down with them, even if he doesn't talk much, is a step in the right direction.
Although--and he thinks this with some dark amusement--Bruce has no place commenting on other people being antisocial. Nor on their choice of pets, he thinks when he notices the suspicious purring coming from Bucky's direction.
He puts a plate of lemon poppy seed muffins on the table, near enough for Bucky to take one if he wants. The tribble in his pocket starts to loudly purr in response to Bucky's tribble's quieter noises. Bruce rests a hand on his pocket to quiet it, which doesn't work too well. He really has to wonder how these tiny things can make such noise. And how he ended up with such a loud one.
"Do you want any tea? I'm about to put on a pot."
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"You look as tired as I feel," he jokes, circles deep under his own eyes as well. While the source of Bucky's insomnia is unknown to him, Albert can barely catch a wink without Jet, something his partner suffers from mutually. In fact, Jet had come up here to crawl in bed and doze through the morning with him, but the smells of bacon, eggs, and hash pulled them away from sleep for just that much longer.
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How could he resist good food like that? It would just be criminal.
Clad only in a pair of long pajama pants and socks, he gathered as much eggs and bacon and pancakes as he could onto his plate, slathered the whole thing in syrup (except for the eggs which received a nice drizzle of ketchup) and practically collapsed into the chair beside a welcomely familiar face. Bacon was methodically shoveled into his mouth and swallowed before he actually bothered to break the comfortable silence he'd been keeping.
"G'morning. You look like crap, my friend." Which he was totally allowed to say since he knew he looked about the same.
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A plate with a pancake on it. With a whipped cream smiley on its face.
"You should eat this," she says, mostly because it'll amuse her. Because when your life is about as shitty as hers, you have to take every opportunity to cheer yourself up. And making a deadly HYDRA super-soldier eat a whipped cream smiley is one of life's greatest joys.
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She pauses before the elaborate spread, hands on her hips as she inhales the tantalizing scent of food. It's like heaven on Earth. Even years removed from her life back in District Three, she gets excited just thinking about a full, delicious meal. "I think I've died and gone to heaven. All this needs to top it off is a mimosa."
Smiling, she takes a seat at the head of the table, where she belongs.
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Even so, there's still that aura of soft peace about him, mostly brought about by the fact that a certain blond from District 2 is currently waiting for more bacon over in the kitchen.
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He was dressed simply since he wasn't going out just yet and he looked sleep-rumpled but generally decent as he slid into the seat beside his gorgeous girlfriend.
He placed a small bottle on the table between them, the label clearly indicating it was a shot-sized bottle of something strong. Apparently, he just had the best timing in the world.
"It's not champagne, but it might be good enough." There'd been two he'd received as a gift the night before and he'd decided to share one with someone he knew would appreciate it. It wasn't exactly a breakfast drink, but whatever.
"Sleep well?"
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Re: OTA!
"He is a good cook, no?"
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He stares at it for perhaps a bit too long, brain half asleep even though his eyes are still open. Frankly, it looks like he might faceplant into the empty plate.
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Reaching for a fresh pitcher of coffee, Thor moves to fill the mug closest to Albert with the drink. He doesn't ask, of course, if the man doesn't drink it he certainly will.
"The day will pass you by if you allow yourself to succumb to exhaustion so willingly." He sounds a little bit like an advice book and a lot like a health guide. Which is funny, because he punctuates the sentence by shoving an entire pancake in his mouth.
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Yeah, it was good to know that nonsense he says is being taken serious. But then again, most anything he's said back home ends up in a gossip rag like this so nothing about it surprises him.
"Well at least some things won't change no matter what dimension you're in."
While he's technically muttering to himself, it's clearly still loud enough to be heard over the table.
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Hey, say things out loud where she can hear it and Sif will comment.
Well, if she feels like it, and pancakes go well with some conversation.
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Wow from zero to adorable in one smooth tag
How was he being adorable?!
casual friendship gestures are cute!
Well yeah you have a point, it really is
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This is coming from Bucky as he stands beside where Tony's sitting, a plateful of syrup covered pancakes in hand. Celebrus hasn't come up on his reading list yet, which mostly consists of him picking whatever's near at hand and perusing it. Bucky has read some very strange Capitol literature thanks to this approach.
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Ah, there's Tony. Wait. Why is Tony here? Whatever, he slinks up beside him anyway and invites himself into the chair closest. He puts down his AJ and his pancake lovingly drowned in cream, bacon, Panem brand hershey's syrup and tomato sauce with a hashbrown on top and just raises a brow at Tony like he's the weird one here.
"I didn't think you ate breakfast." He says matter-of-factly, like he is the authority on what Tony does and doesn't do. "Prune juice and something bran-y and you're good to go, right? Literally, even." He jibes, reaching for his AJ before his eyes fall on the magazine. "Oh that trash. Please. They thought myself from the future who came back to save my timeline and got turned into my gamespritebirdfriend for things was my brother." He scoffs like Tony should know why this is strange. "Unfuckingbelievable, what happened to journalistic integrity?"
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So he heads for District 3 as soon as the curfew's up, and knows he's made the right decision as soon as he sees the spread.
Sam gives a low, impressed whistle.
But first, the other reason he's here. He's also got a couple of containers of yogurt cradled in one arm, and he's just going to sneak over to the fridge to try to stash them in it. It's not like he's really all that worried about his districtmates stealing his food, but yogurt is a different story. He's not going to be the one to bring more yogurt into that kitchen, man, and Albert did say he could borrow some fridge space in District 3.
After that, he'll start sampling the food, heading over to chat with anyone who looks open to it.
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As the man passes near the kitchen area, Bruce just casually pushes a plate of various fresh, hot muffins at him. "You mind bringing this to the table on your way, please?" And he's already going back to the cooking, pouring crepe batter into a sizzling pan. "And eat one while you're at it. We have too many."
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She even throws Sam a pleasant smile for no particular reason at all simply because their eyes happen to lock for a moment.
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She comes closer slowly, piling her plate with foods she doesn't recognise. This is about the first square meal she's eaten since Eva died, and she's hungry. When she's close enough not to speak too loudly, she smiles swiftly up at Sam.
"Are you a new Tribute, Sir? For here?"
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She bites into something that doesn't look remotely American and moans. "Ohhhhhhh god. You are so wasted on science."
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"I've been needing a backup career for a while now. Physics segues into cooking, right?" He's being sardonic, but it can be hard to tell, with his flat delivery and the fact he always sounds a little dry. "I'm about to put on another pot of coffee. Do you want any?"
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But he can make up for that.
Thor has reserved an entire jug of coffee for his personal drainage. He's heaped sugar into it, and sometimes he doesn't quite bother to pour it in the mug first before helping himself. The stack of pancakes is so large it's difficult to cut through, but he barely bothers with that either. Why wouldn't you shovel the entire cake in your mouth, really? He seems utterly delighted with himself as he eats, but occasionally he takes reprieve to scan over a word search in a magazine he has open alongside him. Even more frequently, he talks through a full mouth at people, asking with increasing exuberance how they slept and how they're faring with the curfew. It only takes half a pitcher of coffee to get Thor to his godly levels of vibrancy, it seems.
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Not that he's complaining. He has way too much food.
Bruce pauses when he passes Thor, looking at the impressive meal he's hoarded for himself. "Sif tells me that you don't have crepes in Asgard. I have too much crepe batter. Do you want to try one?" If even an Asgardian could possibly eat one on top of the rest of that stuff.
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"Holy International House of Breakfast Foods," she says in amazement as she looks over the crazy huge spread and gets herself a cup of quickly overly sweet caffeinated goodness.
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In the back of his head, he wonders if he should have let her and anyone else see the array of things he could cook. Someone educated could guess each country the recipes are from. They could trace his footsteps. Find out where he had been, and find out where he might go next. Ross would be able to find him, or the Capitol might find someone he met out there and pull them in.
And then he squashes that thought, because that's a little paranoid even for him. Yet still, it creeps on him, making him begin to wonder if maybe he should stop referencing the countries he's been to so carelessly.
"Thanks for the muffins. I didn't know you baked." He picks up one of the ones Darcy brought and starts to pick at it, eating like a bird rather than a man who hasn't eaten properly in a day.
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