"I don't know about everyone else, but I get kinda floaty, and everything starts to feel real intense. Sometimes I see stuff, but it's not like I start hallucinating every time I hold his hand," This should be weird, describing the effects of oral contact, particularly to a child. Maybe it's the sheer volume of bizarre that this place represents, but...

"...I should probably be telling you not to do drugs, or that sex is deadly poison, right?"