Only Bison in Here

[amoral_savior]

Who: Topher & Penny
Where: Penny's office
When: Before Kevin's Crowning
What: Job talk
Warnings: none


Topher was nervous, not that it made much difference in his personality as he seemed to always be in a state of nervousness. This particular set of nerves came from sitting outside the very nice office of a very scary woman. Animal beheading scary. Topher tried very hard not to think about the poor creature that had faced Penny's wrath on the network. At least he wasn't a sweater. Gross.

The moment the office door opened, Topher was jumping to his feet trying to remember what Penny's last name was. He hated names. No, strike that, he hated the whole social interaction that required the remembering of names.

Forcing his smile to surface, Topher wiped the none existent sweat off his hand before holding it out to Penny.

"Um, ah, hi. Topher Brink." Oh god, she was going to think he was an idiot, or worse, common.

Comments

[fearisinthemind]

"You're lucky you've come to the human resources department." She takes a seat with the kind of grin that's like a razor blade in a piece of Halloween candy. "But the basic paperwork is beneath me. The secretary out front will make sure you're on the payroll and that you've received the appropriate authorizations and benefits. Be sure to memorize your passwords, won't you?"

The Avoxes appear again - this time one bears a white labcoat in Topher's size.