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Eponine Thenardier ([personal profile] gardienne) wrote in [community profile] thecapitol2014-06-15 08:48 pm
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who:Eponine and Harley
what: Eponine's been kicked out of the D3 suites and Jessica's infected her with the plague. Harley just likes to wind Eponine up when she's down.
Where:: Starting at the bins behind the Tribute centre where Eponine's currently living and moving on to explore the Capitol.
When: At some point after Eponine's network tantrum and her subsequent 'fight' with Jess.

WARNINGS: Millions: blood, sickness, bins, kidnapping, Harley, mentions of murder and possible mentions of being eaten by a zombie.


Eponine feels awful. Her head's spinning. She can barely open her eyes. When she stands up straight, she sways on her feet, and when she walks, she staggers.

Since her argument with Jessica, she's been feeling steadily worse. It was that Jessica, though, coughing purposely in her face so that Eponine caught this dreadful illness.

She shifts uncomfortably, and coughs into the sleeve of her oversized jumper, leaving a streak of red there. The bin bags beneath her shift and squeak, and Eponine tries her best to ignore it. She just wants to sleep.

She rolls over , tipping herself off the little mattress of bin bags that she had dragged from the dumpster to create a bed.

At least the concrete seems cooler than the bags for the time being. Eponine closes her eyes.
revvinguptheharley: (Harleen: corrupt)

[personal profile] revvinguptheharley 2014-06-15 08:33 pm (UTC)(link)
"Well well well well well, what do we have here?"

The high pitched voice that lingers in the back of Eponine's ear ringing like a bell. Harley Quinn has appeared in the entrance to the alley wearing a surgical mask with lip stick on it. She's clad in her doctors jacket and glasses looking down at Eponine.

"Just how sorry for yourself do you feel? On a scale of one to ten?"
revvinguptheharley: (Harley: turning up my nose)

[personal profile] revvinguptheharley 2014-06-16 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
"Now where's the fun in that?" Harley chuckled and danced closer and tried to drag her to her feet.

"Besides clearly you aren't taking care of yourself. What's the matter stinky? Finally hating yourself so much you can't sleep in a real bed?"
revvinguptheharley: (Harley: What's this crap?)

[personal profile] revvinguptheharley 2014-06-16 03:38 am (UTC)(link)
"Pft." Harley snorted under her mask and hefted Eponine up into the nearby dumpster.

"Jessica can't throw you out dummy. She's your mentor but she doesn't own the tower. Just go back and if she hassles you the peacekeepers will set things right."

It was almost laughable that Eponine was trying to protect people from herself.

"And if you're sick you need a doctor. Seriously what do they teach you french girls? Lucky for you? I'm technically a doctor."
revvinguptheharley: (Harley: Wink dontcha know?)

[personal profile] revvinguptheharley 2014-06-16 05:28 pm (UTC)(link)
"Not if you're sleeping in a grubby alley you won't be. This may be the capitol, but this is still an alley.

As Eponine tried to escape Harley shoved against the dumpster and set it rolling towards the entrance to Eponine's temporary home. By the time it rumbled out onto the sidewalk Harley was perched on it with the poor sick girl and was using a pipe to push off the ground and build up some speed. The entire thing gave a hard bang as it slid off the curb and into the street.

Unfortunately this street was on a hill, they were rolling now.

"You are such a sob story you know that? You need to reinvent yourself. Have you ever thought about becoming a dancer or a acrobat?"
revvinguptheharley: (Harley: More sugar!)

Nothing can ever be easy with either of them :P

[personal profile] revvinguptheharley 2014-06-16 05:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Harley threw back her head laughing manically.

"Of course I'm mad! Haven't you been paying attention? I'm totally nuts!"

As the dumpster began to pick up speed Harley sprang to her feet keeping perfect balance.

"Funny how you're so careless about how you live your life, but the minute your life is threatened suddenly it has value to you. If you wanna live so badly why are you letting yourself die in the gutter?"
revvinguptheharley: (Harley: Who ME!?)

[personal profile] revvinguptheharley 2014-06-16 06:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Cars were honking their horns as pampered Capitol citizens wrenched control away from their automatic driving systems so they could pull out of the way. The buildings were whipping by them in a blur now.

"Didn't you hear? This plague is officially fatal now. Like, that really handsome guy? You know the healthy kid Finnick? Yeah! He totally died because of the same cough that you're trying to pretend you don't have. And as irritating as you are I don't want you dead you little pain in the butt."
revvinguptheharley: (Harley: I flip for you)

[personal profile] revvinguptheharley 2014-06-16 06:28 pm (UTC)(link)
"Aw Eppy oh Nine. If I wanted ta kill ya? You'd be dead already." Kneeling down yet still keeping her balance Harley gently pet Eponine on the head.

"Besides Eva would be cross with me if I killed ya. And I like my mentor even if she doesn't like...well anyone really. She loves you though so that's something."

They hit a speed bump that set the Dumpster flying two feet off the ground for about twenty feet before it hit hard and bounced. Harley actually flew off her feet but snagged the end of the dumpster to keep from falling off.

From here she kicked her feet against the side of the runaway trash receptical and actually managed to steer it around some traffic.
revvinguptheharley: (Harley: the wind in my hair)

[personal profile] revvinguptheharley 2014-06-16 06:47 pm (UTC)(link)
"Hmm...well since you asked so nicely."

Whatever Harley was doing on the outside, the dumpster spun wildly, skidding to a stop and knocking over a lamp post as it bumped against the curb.

The Duo had found themselves at a park where some hovering carriages were waiting to take them anywhere else in the city they wanted...for a price.

Harley's head popped up over the bin and offered Eponine a hand. "Funny what a little near death experience will do to change someone's mind." she chuckled.
revvinguptheharley: (Harley: Thumbs up!)

[personal profile] revvinguptheharley 2014-06-16 06:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Harley just grinned wickedly and helped her out of the bin.

"Crazy!" She declared happily "And now you're along for the ride!"

***************

When in reality it seemed that Harley had other plans in mind.

The New Image Day Spa staff were all clad in rubber gloves and face masks as they led the girls into a room where they would enjoy a soothing hydro massage in a shower before being sent to an open air hot springs style bath.

"Please do not cough blood into the bath." One of them instructed as she closed the door. Harley shamelessly began stripping and stashing her clothes in a bin. "They even wash the clothes for us. What a kick right?"
revvinguptheharley: (Harley: Smolder pucker)

[personal profile] revvinguptheharley 2014-06-16 07:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Harley's laughter echoed louder then the shower water hitting the floor.

"Prison? Seriously? Have you ever been to a prison before? They aren't this clean or nice smelling." She rolled her eyes.

"This is a spa! How have you lived in the Capitol longer then me and you've never been to a spa? Come on get naked. Those clothes smell like butt and they look like you got them out of the dumpster we rode to get here."
revvinguptheharley: (Harley: Is this racist?)

[personal profile] revvinguptheharley 2014-06-16 07:18 pm (UTC)(link)
"You'd rather there be boys in here?" Harley sighed and punched a button on the wall causing a privacy screen between them.

"I for one find it nice to be naked around people. Not all people of course but it's hard to find some bad looking boys and girls around this city."
revvinguptheharley: (Harley: Tut tut tut)

[personal profile] revvinguptheharley 2014-06-16 08:59 pm (UTC)(link)
"Bah!" Harley dismissed. "That's the old way of thinking. That's what men want you to believe. Because alot of girls would be much more comfortable cuddling with a soft curvy woman." She explained while her silhouette shampooed her hair. The soups were made of something strong to clear out the allergies and help Eponine breath better. Lovely scents of flowers filled the shower. Meanwhile the alternating jet patterns of the nozzles massaged tense muscles in her back.

"The thing is girl it's all in your brain meat." She tapped her head though Eponine could only see the outline. "Somewhere in your brain is the part that controls who and what you are attracted to. And it develops as you grow. Some people prefer the company of men, some people prefer the company of women. Some, like me, like both! And some don't like any at all." She went on.

"So take a long hard look at your life and think about the people in it. Who were you most comfortable around? Who were you most attracted to and why? What about them made you want to be with them all the time and forever."

Some more of Dr. Quinnzel's patented psychology at work.
revvinguptheharley: (Harley: iharley)

[personal profile] revvinguptheharley 2014-06-16 10:10 pm (UTC)(link)
"That's quitter talk!" Harley protested as her silhouette appeared to be doing some kind of advanced yoga moves.

"There's someone out there for everyone." She continued "Across the stars and in multiple universes. The trick is you have to be ready for them when they come. You have to be happy, healthy and whole...or as close to it as anyone can get." She cackled.

"After all I'm not all there and I've got someone special in my life." She sighed happily.

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