atippleoftransparency: (that is repugnant)
Lyle Norg ([personal profile] atippleoftransparency) wrote in [community profile] thecapitol2014-03-02 09:33 pm

These Pants Are Optional

Who| OPEN to Lyle and YOU; closed to Lyle and Brainy
What| Vegan acrophobe wakes from death-by-falling to leather pants. NOPE.
Where| Suite 10, the elevator between Suites 10 and 8, Suite 8; Brainy's room
When| Week 4
Warnings/Notes| Swearing, out-right refusal to wear pants. Anything else TBA. Put where you find him in the subject line.


Lyle woke as he always did in stressful situations: instantly alert and betraying no sign of having done so other than the jack-hammering of his heart in his ears.

This time, it's flavored with distinctly more panic that he's used to.

Ohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgod.

He doesn't...feel injured, though. Which he should, because ohgod nope, not going there, not thinking about--

Lyle rolls out of his (really soft) bed and into a defensive crouch, looking around for signs of a threat. Seeing no obvious ones, he makes for the door, scrubbing a hand over his face to make sure it's completely under his control.

Okay. Not dead. Good job step one. Step two: find Brainy. He'd said he was representing District 8. Surely there was going to be a sign somewhere indicating where to find the District 8 rooms.

...what the sprock was he even wearing?

The shirt was fine (sleeveless, high-collared, black, clung to him like a second skin), but the (black, fitted) pants were weird. They almost felt like they were made out of the same material as Brin's jacket, but the texture was slightly different. He'd felt this before, where had he felt this--

--Oh. Oh yeah.

"Ew!"

Lyle had never gotten out of his own pants so fast, and he'd had to strip down due to hazardous chemical spills before. On the other hand, he'd never found himself wearing pants made out of actual skin!

On the upside, there was a clothing dispenser in here. On the downside, the only pants in it were also made out of skin, buttery and smooth and as black as Darkseid's soul. The selection of boots likewise appeared to be made from skin as well.

Fine. Lyle was a grown man, he'd worn less to the beach more than once. His underwear (well, "his" underwear in the sense that they were the underwear he was wearing, because the death match and the skin pants weren't creepy enough) was also black, so at least they kept the theme.

Lyle strode out of his room; face impassive, feet bare, and utterly sans pants. Bring it, Panem, Lyle Norg was on a mission.

Hey, elevators. That looked positive.
nunpunching: (Sounds wack.)

[personal profile] nunpunching 2014-04-14 03:30 am (UTC)(link)
Punchy pauses, not because he's afraid but because there are rules to these sorts of things, and anything that could get the other Avoxes in trouble is a rule that he will, actually, take seriously. He's done enough of getting innocent people hurt from his stupid and impulsive heroism.

He jerks a thumb at one of the Avoxes busy sweeping the kitchen. "Be nice to them. They's the victims. All I'm sayin'."
nunpunching: (Rimshot!)

[personal profile] nunpunching 2014-04-24 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
"Punchy." He says this as if it's the coolest name on the planet and that he should be donning sunglasses for the first syllable and taking them off for the second. "You know. 'Cuz I'm a hero and shit."

And incredibly tactful.
nunpunching: (This ain't breezy with me.)

[personal profile] nunpunching 2014-04-28 05:31 pm (UTC)(link)
"Wh- what?"

Punchy looks outright confused. Dammit, he's not supposed to get along with villains. This guy can't actually be a villain, right? Must be some tryhard teenager.

"Rewind that for me?"
nunpunching: (Why you frontin'?)

[personal profile] nunpunching 2014-04-30 08:48 pm (UTC)(link)
"I- I gotta..." Well, what's he supposed to do, arrest him? In Panem? It suddenly strikes Punchy that there's really nothing he can do when faced with self-professed evil here. The law isn't on his side. The forces of good aren't on his side. The most he can do is beat someone up, and that, in addition to being unwise, doesn't seem like the most lasting or virtuous way to uphold heroic ideals.

So instead, he postures. He gets all up in Lyle's face and scowls and points a finger right at Lyle's nose.

"I see you be doing any villain shit on my beat, I'll be icing you, homes." And then his expression softens just a bit. "Sucks about the assassin school, though."
nunpunching: (We cool we cool.)

[personal profile] nunpunching 2014-05-15 02:17 am (UTC)(link)
"You better." Punchy, when angry, looks kind of comically like Grumpy Cat. He makes an "I'm watching you" gesture with his hands and starts to saunter out.

"I be holding you to that code!" he says as he gets back in the elevator.