It's a secret... tell your friends

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Who| Zoolander and anyone!
What| A welcome party of Capitol proportions
Where| Super secret warehouse party club
When| A few days before the crowning.
Warnings/Notes| None!


Everyone currently in the Tribute Tower and the well to do and elite from around the Capitol have all received some invitations! They say in hand written letters: "Wellcome Derik to Distrik 10!" and includes a time and a place. The time is tonight and the place is an old warehouse that most people probably thought was closed down. Anyone who chooses to take up this odd invitation will find that the warehouse is now a jumping club with music pulsing and many bouncers out front.

Of course, those who have received invitations are allowed in straight away. A couple of hours into the evening Derrick will have the DJs stop spinning for a bit so he can address everyone in his slightly airy tone.

"Wow, I'm excited to see so many of you here. This is a great way to be greeted into the fabulous world of tribute fashion."


Anyone from District 10 who comes in will be escorted to the VIP lounge where Derrick is waiting for them. He has custom drinks available and specialty gift bags that include colognes, makeup of every kind, and some creams for every sort of skin type.

"I'm glad you could come. I'm ready to meet all the fantastic people I'll be designing for and dressing up. Do you have any special requests?"

I should be noted these special requests may or may not be entirely forgotten by morning.

Comments

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Lyle stared at the stylist for a moment, wondering if he was serious or if he was just playing a role.

"Will these make people sick if they eat them?" he clarified. Because Brainy had said that the Capitol had an awful education system, but he hadn't thought it was that awful.

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For whatever it was worth, Derrick was always entirely serious. He told terrible jokes, and he could barely lie to himself, let alone anyone else.

"You're not supposed to eat them, they're for your skin. They won't work if you eat them, you don't have skin in your stomach, silly."

Education or not, Zoolander wasn't the brightest crayon in the box. But he was willing to take Lyle's question as a joke. Because why would anyone eat skin cream? That's not what it was for.

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Lyle considered for a moment, then shrugged. He'd have Brainy take a look at the labels later; they could work out what chemicals were in them and if there was anything they could do with them aside from smearing them on Lyle's skin.

"Do you know if they were tested on animals?"