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Panem Events ([personal profile] etcircenses) wrote in [community profile] thecapitol2015-01-20 10:58 pm

The Crowning Of The Signless

Who| Everyone.
What| The Crowning of The Signless.
Where| An alcove in a nearby mountain.
When| From dusk to dawn, on Thursday.
Warnings/Notes| This event is mandatory for all Tributes to attend. Even if you do not tag in, your character will attend this party. Peacekeepers will be on high alert. There will be no chance to runaway.

Tributes are encouraged to sleep all during the day, before the crowning. The reason for this is revealed when they are roused at sundown and brought to the closest mountain to the city, where they are greeted by an alcove within the moutainside that has been carved into a temple to what may be an illicit faith. The stone alcove is dim-lit by candles arranged along walls and by what appears to be altars set before iron cancer signs, some plain, some inlet with intricate carvings. Bright red drapery hangs about the room, tapestries with the cancer sign and cirles of blending color spectrum. There are also some waist high leggings hung upon one wall. In the center of the room, shackles hang, glowing bright from some sort of internal heat and light. A hole in the ceiling is set on each side of it, to allow the smoke to escape from the great bonfire that roars beneath it. If one takes a seat upon any of large stones and logs aranged around it, they can see both the stars twinkling down and the way the smoke looks as though it is coming off the shackles.

The only windows otherwise are made from stained glass depicting images from the Signless's life, such as his rescue by "Alternia's First Mother" (so described on the metal plate below), "The Recording of His Teachings" depicting The Disciple writing the Signless's words into a book, "A New Follower" showing the Psiioniic joining the Signless, a boat deemed "The First Ship", and "The Execution" which features the death of the Signless before thousands of followers, a fifth troll- resembling Terezi- bearing the shackles as a necklace and another with great brown wings, a single window of Karkat and Kankri Vantas, as well as a sinister depiction of six indistinct shadowy figures of cerulean, blue, indigo, violet, tyrian, and maroon. Cave-style paintings cover the stone walls, styles ranging from simple scribbled etching to circles featuring twelve colors in circle, with bright red at the center, and yet more elaborate shadowy depictions of those in the stained glass, esepcially the Signless himself, both prior and following his execution.

But not all is dedicated to the Signless and his old posse of biblical age trolls. A shrine has been set up for redeemed and then so quickly lost victor, Matthew 'Punchy' O'Conner. Punchy has been painted upon a cave wall like he fits right into the theme. Upon his shrine lay all varieties of bling; Bling-jewelery, a bling goblet, bling boxing gloves, a hoodie, a nun habit, and a stone with a memorial rap engraved atop-- with bling, of course, all shimmering by the spotlights placed before the shrine. Refillable 40 oz bottles are lain out so that sorrowful guests, wishing to pay their respect to the boy so cruelly slain by rebels when he had turned from them, can pour one out in his honor.

Marius is also honored there with a tea light and small framed photograph set upon an empty table with an empty chair, along with souvenir versions of his and Cosette's wedding rings that guests can take home. Beneath all these rings is a photoshopped picture of javert with a single tear running down his manly face.

The only seating besides the stones and logs and Marius's single chair, are those that are sat at a table at the end of the room. Each is draped in a different color, six on each side for each district and each blood hue-- presumably of the Victor's choosing. Between these chairs sits yet one more with a tall back like a flogging jut that got the redesigned at the base to make a throne that some trolls might recognize as belonging to the Empress. The arms of the chair feature open shackles. The throne is decorated in chains of gold and jewels of all colors. The victor is given a crown of gilded flowers and thorns on chain.

Food can be found upon the altars or the victor's table, in surplus. Alternian delicacies are served, featuring insects, flavored or plain, and food made from insects. Guests may find a giant beetle being served upon a spit roast. Even the meats appear to be topped with bugs. The cakes, marshmallows (which can be roasted with stick by the fire!), and orange creamsicles may be the only things truly bug-free. Drink options are water, wine, and soda.

Stylists are encouraged to dress their tributes primarily in black, with a single bit of color put into the design matched according to district (with exception to trolls), or any manner of draping fabrics, cloaks, and costumery reminiscent of religious iconagraphy that one might expect of ancient aliens. Waist high pants and leggings are also in high regard, as well as fake horn, fangs, contacts, and anything to make guests look more trollish. The only rule is for the main colors to match to the blood assignment.

The music playing is the sort one might expect from a church, featuring mournful vocals, soft bells and melodies, and of course, organ music. But for one or two jarring differences. Where this music is coming from remains a mystery but since the space is open and clear, guests have plenty of room for dancing.

Those who don't wish to dance can talk and regale tales around the bonfire, or may instead seek out the book of "scripture" at one of the altars that features nothing more than various parables- with names that Tributes might recognize! Each Tribute has one parable contained within, telling a tale in flourished manner of a part of their life, featuring a pro-capitol moral at the end.

Elsewhere, are models of the flogging just, where guests can put their hands through the oversized cuffs and pretend to writhe in agony, an Alternian bioware helm where guests too can pretend to have their lifeforce and power used a battery for the sake of the Alternian empire, a dress-up station where guests can customize their appearance to match trolls sold into gruelling slavery to seadwellwers, and an area designed to look like a cave with extensive "Alternian" (gibberish) writings of the Signless's words, where guests too can pretend they've lost everyone they love and are carrying on their legacy by writing upon the walls and leaving their own messages of love and mourning. Not to mention, a life-sized drone with realistic piercing claws, for all your picture posing needs.

A sandpit lies just around a corner for children to make castles, dig trenches, and act out games of pretending they've trekked thousands of miles through zombie infested desert just to speak to a couple of people! Guests can also meet a "mutantblood lusus" a four-eyed crab creature with lizardlike structure-- only sized no bigger than the average dog and perhaps about as intelligent. Guests are warned not to put their hand too close, lest the claw pincers manage to pinch them.

Late into the crowning, everyone is brought out to the dark mountainside, well monitored by peacekeepers, and divided into teams. Everyone is given belts with velcro flags attached, colored according to the "blood" they were matched with by district. Those in the eighth, ninth, twelfth, third, tenth, and eleventh districts are deemed the "lowbloods. Those in the first, fourth, second, fifth, sixth, and seventh districts, are deemed the "highbloods". Each team is given a velcro board to attach the flags to. The first team to lose all their flags loses, winners getting tiny necklace copies of the shackles. The last one standing with a flag wins a larger necklace copy and the option to get it redesigned into a symbol of their choosing.

If you failed not to be "culled", fear not! All tributes receive a participation sticker at the end. This sticker features a number. It is not indicative of districts or of age, as will be announced shortly, but of the new scoring. These will be announced for everyone to hear- and pick out targets from.

The crowning officially ends with the coming dawn. And so begins, to everyone's surprise, preparation for the arena. Tributes will be going right from the crowning off to the Tribute launch tubes. Happy Hunger Games!

[Note: This is ICly on Thursday! Just before the arena on Friday!]
biiowiired: but that2 my underwear (gasp no)

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[personal profile] biiowiired 2015-01-24 11:36 am (UTC)(link)
Every guest was so very flammable in their finery, Psii included. He sported pants and a hood-scarf in black and his caste color, along with stupid amounts of gold jewelry over his chest and arms. As if that wasn't enough, they'd dusted gold on his face and shoulders. He was hyper-aware of accidentally getting the fine gold chains tangled with other people, even more so now that there was a flaming safety hazard right in front of him.

Clearly this human didn't know what he was doing. Psii had the reflexes of.... well, not a trained fighter, but surviving on Alternia had its own unique set of trials. He immediately commandeered a glass of water from the nearest person, then snatched the marshmallow torch away. Throwing Nitou an exasperated look, he dunked it in.

It wasn't water.

The surface of the alcohol flared up, and Psii gave a short, surprised hiss before dropping the entire fiasco onto the floor. Broken glass tinkled, and the fire spread with its fuel. But it petered out as all the alcohol was quickly burnt. He didn't know alcohol could do that.

"Are your human thoporific drinkth theriouthly fuel?"

Next he was going to learn it powered rockets. He was beginning to regret ingesting any of it.
infinitemayonnaise: (we ran out of mayo noooo)

[personal profile] infinitemayonnaise 2015-01-24 06:24 pm (UTC)(link)
"Did you seriously just dunk that in booze?!" Oh man, and the guy didn't know. Nitou backs away from the ever-growing flames. "Yes, that stuff's flammable! Even I know that!" Even he knew that, and he's the sort of guy who accidentally sets mayonnaise and marshmallows on fire. "Quick, find something else!" And he started frantically looking around the area for something else he could throw on it. He wasn't seeing a whole lot.
biiowiired: but that2 my underwear (gasp no)

[personal profile] biiowiired 2015-02-13 09:56 am (UTC)(link)
"Calm the fuck down, it'th already lothing fuel!" he snapped peevishly. A thoughtful Capitolite threw actual water on it, diluting the alcohol. The flames died down. Psii tossed a bit of punch on it for good measure. The smell of fruit juice wafted up, promising to remind Psii of his failure. Gold star.

"How wath I thuppothed to know humanth liked drinking rocket fuel?"

He'd tried a bit of alcohol, both tonight and previously at a bar. He was regretting everything, and wondered if he wouldn't one day spontaneously combust.
infinitemayonnaise: (possibly mildly confused)

[personal profile] infinitemayonnaise 2015-02-14 05:23 am (UTC)(link)
At least the crisis is over, the nightmare ended. The marshmallow fire is no more. Everyone can rest safely tonight, knowing that the marshmallow had been taken care of by such professionals.

"What, not everyone drinks it?" Nitou blinks a little in confusion at this new information. "So, what, you guys just don't get drunk?"
biiowiired: ?? (??)

[personal profile] biiowiired 2015-03-03 11:36 am (UTC)(link)
"We have plenty of other vitheth to keep uth buthy. I gueth we jutht haven't gotten into the habit of drinking rocket fuel oh my God. I want to know how thith thtuff ith made. I want to know what I ingethted my thecond day here. I've eaten thome weird shit, but at leatht I know what'th in it."

He rubbed his stomach a little. He wasn't picky, but he valued knowledge. He'd already been warned days ago about poisonous food in the arenas, and he wouldn't put it past some dick Capitolite to take advantage of his lack of knowledge of human cuisine.

"Theriouthly though, how would your friendth feel about your flammable acthidenth? Or your enemieth? Really pathetic, human."
infinitemayonnaise: (point)

[personal profile] infinitemayonnaise 2015-03-07 03:04 am (UTC)(link)
"I think they just get stuff and let it ferment, then take the alcohol and drink that...I dunno, been a while since they talked about it in school." Nitou shrugged, clearly unconcerned at the idea of drinking mysterious flammable substances. Such was his life.

"Hey, I'll have you know my friends and rivals respect my cooking skills!" Which was a complete and total lie, only his ego wouldn't let him say otherwise.
biiowiired: your codiing ii2 weak (grin up)

[personal profile] biiowiired 2015-03-11 08:17 am (UTC)(link)
Fermentation. There were things like that on Alternia, some ingested, some.... not so much. But clearly humans were on a different wavelength, with different names for everything. Best to play it safe and take these things in small doses. Psii was already considering taking advantage of its flammability rather than its effects on the brain. Maybe he could do some redecorating around here later....

"Oh really?" he drawled. "Can you think of one compliment your rivalth might give your culinary proweth? It'th one thing to be coddled by good friendth, another to be rethpected by a rival. Maybe you have a thpethial thomeone, a kithmethith, what would they thay about it?"

Clearly Psii had nothing better to do than to tease someone's flammable cooking.
infinitemayonnaise: (possibly mildly confused)

[personal profile] infinitemayonnaise 2015-03-12 10:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Plus, it wasn't like Psii was dealing with a particularly rational human among humans.

"Yeah, he'd say I use a lot of mayonnaise!" So would anyone. Even someone who had watched Nitou and food for ten seconds would have said that. But Nitou claimed it was a compliment.
biiowiired: (ehehe)

[personal profile] biiowiired 2015-04-15 05:50 am (UTC)(link)
Psii's gold-glittered shoulders slumped. Was this guy for real?

"....Are you fucking theriouth. No, you poof-haired ignoramuth, you have to impreth him better than that. You have to knock him off hith feet. Pour mayonnaithe on him and thet it on fire maybe. Brutish, but effective.... Then you throw water on him with a bucket, and that'th when you really get dirty, if you know what I mean.... ehehehe...."

Not the most elaborate of caliginous courtships, more a glorified prank gone wrong, but it was something. After all, this guy didn't seem like he'd be up for the word games and complexity of backhanded insults two trolls might craft especially for each other under the light of the double moons.
infinitemayonnaise: (nope nope nope)

[personal profile] infinitemayonnaise 2015-04-15 11:50 pm (UTC)(link)
"Knock him off his feet?" Wait...wait, the way this guy was talking..."...something dirty?" WAIT WHAT NO. "Dude, dude, dude! You've got this all wrong! We're rivals! Just RIVALS!" He was so horrified over this accusation that he and Haruto had a thing going. Why would they have a thing going? This was just rivalry! Rivalry!
biiowiired: diid 2omeone 2ay porn (smile small)

[personal profile] biiowiired 2015-05-05 01:39 am (UTC)(link)
He burst out in ugly (nerdy) laughter.

"Um yeah, that'th the point! You're up to your nook—do humans have nookth?—in rivalry. No uthe denying it. Walk up to that athhole and give him a kith. Then punch him. Life'th short, don't mith your ride."

Psii nodded, very satisfied with his hate advice. Two trolls hating each other and strengthening each other through adversity.... And if they could live a decent amount of sweeps before one or both of them got killed off, even better. What more could a troll ask for?
infinitemayonnaise: (why me)

[personal profile] infinitemayonnaise 2015-05-08 01:31 am (UTC)(link)
Nope, nope, nooooope, Nitou just does not get what Psii is trying to tell him here. "But that's stuff you do with people you like like! Except for the punching." No one's ever explained troll romance to him before, really.

There's also another very big issue Nitou sees here. Very big. "And we're dudes!" The no homo is strong with this one.
biiowiired: you had what up your wa2techute? (eh?)

[personal profile] biiowiired 2015-07-21 06:41 am (UTC)(link)
"'Like'? No, it'th hate. Full, unbridled, unequivocal hate. You know, the kind where you admire thomeone but they altho annoy the shit out of you? Didn't you ever retheive educational materialth about your thpethieth' procreation?"

Psii is equally confused. It was like trying to explain the birds and the bees to a wiggler, but this guy seemed grown up enough to know what he should.

"And.... yeth you're maleth, but what doeth that have to do with thith? If anything, looking thimilar should thpark more rivalry. 'I can male better than you' and tho forth."
infinitemayonnaise: (you must be joking)

[personal profile] infinitemayonnaise 2015-07-24 06:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, yes, Nitou is very confused. "What's that got to do with procreation? You need a guy and a girl, then they do the deed and make a baby, that's it! Dudes and dudes don't figure anything into it!" This is not his sort of rivalry even if it all sounds really similar, and he does not wish to subscribe to your newsletter, good sir.
biiowiired: ?? (??)

[personal profile] biiowiired 2015-09-09 09:00 am (UTC)(link)
Psii couldn't understand what a girl and a guy could do better than two guys, or why Nitou was so averse to completely natural shows of enmity. Humans were so weird. He tried to narrow it down to the main difference, what Nitou was trying to explain....

"What the fuck ith a baby? 
infinitemayonnaise: (now i'm concerned)

[personal profile] infinitemayonnaise 2015-09-12 01:19 am (UTC)(link)
"Wh...do you people really not have babies?!" Nitou's mind has been blown here. Absolutely blown. "You know, babies! Really, really, really young humans! Just born humans! They grow into adults!" He frowns. "Don't tell me trolls just sort of spring out of nowhere fully formed."
biiowiired: cannot compute (hrm)

[personal profile] biiowiired 2015-09-13 10:05 am (UTC)(link)
"Hey! I didn't thay we don't have young, jutht that they don't take the form of human babieth! We hatch out of eggth ath wigglerth, eat and thurvive the trialth of the brooding cavernth, pupate, and emerge ath young trollth."

All the while he gesticulated wildly, frustrated that this human freaked out about the simplest things and also put words in his mouth.
infinitemayonnaise: (possibly mildly confused)

[personal profile] infinitemayonnaise 2015-09-13 09:50 pm (UTC)(link)
"Then why didn't you know what a baby was?!" That seems to blow Nitou's mind. "I mean, yeah, we don't do the whole hatching thing, but it's the same basic idea!"
biiowiired: ii have two touch that no thank2 (urgh)

[personal profile] biiowiired 2015-09-18 10:07 am (UTC)(link)
"I'd never even theen a human until I came here! I didn't know your young were called that! I can't be bothered to read up on every thordid detail of your procreation protheth. Am I going to fight a human baby in the arena? No! Tho why would I bother rethearching that?"

Psii might be a genius, but if it didn't interest him, he just didn't care. He'd rather read about poisonous plants and dangerous predators. Or, for leisure, books on computers and math puzzles.
infinitemayonnaise: (you must be joking)

[personal profile] infinitemayonnaise 2015-09-19 05:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Nitou, on the other hand, is far from a genius. His own interests tend to lie along the lines of food, adventure, and archaeology, and while he'd be interested in alien species, as a rule, he hasn't had much opportunity to interact with them. It's a learning experience for everyone here. "I dunno, people have babies! That's just normal! You haven't seen any Capitol people walking around with babies?!"
biiowiired: ?? (??)

[personal profile] biiowiired 2015-12-28 08:07 am (UTC)(link)
"Of courthe I know you have young, I jutht didn't know the whole backthtory behind it!" He rubbed his hand down his face, trying to scrub away his frustration. 

"Anyway, what'th tho great about a baby? Ith carrying them around thome thort of thtatuth thymbol or cathte thing? Like jadebloodth? And what'th that got to do with your rivalry? God, thith ith why trollth don't raithe young, exthept in very thpethial thircumthtantheth. It'th too dangerouth to have both a good rivalry and a grub baby." He had to secretly wonder if this guy's description of babies as normal was getting in the way of a healthy caliginous relationship.
infinitemayonnaise: (but wait there's more)

[personal profile] infinitemayonnaise 2015-12-29 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
"Some people do, yeah! Like they dress the kids up and make 'em do crap the kids don't want to do just so they can show them off." Nitou shrugs, which is difficult in that suit of armor. "But having kids is kind of a big deal across the board, even if you're not going to act like you're cool just because you have one."
biiowiired: ?? (??)

[personal profile] biiowiired 2016-01-26 08:08 am (UTC)(link)
Psii tried to remember if Dolorosa ever tried to do that, but he only met her son when he was fully grown. He did remember a story of her trying to make him wear a sweater....

"Tho.... Becauthe of your emphathith on taking care of human wigglerth, you have thacrifithed your dethire for a healthy rivalry with thomeone you regularly hate?"
infinitemayonnaise: (no you didn't)

[personal profile] infinitemayonnaise 2016-01-30 04:51 pm (UTC)(link)
"Wait, what?" There are some things that Nitou will never understand. "What?" This is one of them. "It's not like that! Not like that at all!" That rivalry thing is being taken entirely the wrong way, and he does not know how to fix this.
biiowiired: excu2e you (arms crossed)

[personal profile] biiowiired 2016-03-02 12:58 am (UTC)(link)
There was no way of fixing this. This was the way Psii's species worked, cultivating thriving relationships based on how much they could infuriate one another.

"Alright, well, if you and your rival dethide to be really fucking human and have a baby, don't come crying to me."

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