"I know of Earth! But the last time I heard of it, there was a lot of people and a lot of nations and a lot of really weird things." She's a little surprised to hear of this war. As far as she heard from Dave, there was nothing like that in his timeline. She can only assume that this must be some sort of splintered timeline, though doomed or not remains to be seen.

"You did manage to create orange creamsicles, though, so at least you were a civilized society. Let credit be given where credit is due, etc etc." In her opinion, orange creamsicles deserve a lot of create. They're pretty damn amazing.

"Why was there a war in the first place?"