Karkat rolls his eyes. "Fine," he says, stuffing a pastry in his mouth.
What's your favorite thing about the capitol?
"Probably the food," he says after considering the question. "The dessert stuff in particular. Unless you were a highblood, you didn't get access to shit like chocolate very regularly on Alternia." He shrugs. "Your movies are okay too."
Least favorite?
Karkat glares at the screen. "The fact that I have to share a suite with the douchebucket who killed me. Isn't there any way to switch Districts? Can't I trade with Doobie or Pruna or whatever the fuck she's called? She'd fit in great with Psycho McDickbaron."
What do you think of the newest winner? Who else could win?
Karkat wrinkles his nose. "Who's this douchebag?" He shrugs. "I want Signless to win. He'd be better as a mentor than a tribute. He's not much of a gladiatortainer."
Who do you consider allies in the arena? Who do you consider targets?
He shrugs. "Cuthbert, Signless, and I were allies last arena. I wouldn't mind working with them again." He bites into another pastry. "I'm going after Hyperion first. Then maybe the Initiate."
What do you miss from home?
"Terezi. Everyone, really." He frowns. "Fuck, you said what, not who, didn't you? Shit. Um, The Thresh Prince. Romcoms with proper quadrants. My quadrant novels. Recouperecoons. Sylladexes."
Anything you would like to add?
Karkat sighs. "How many times am I going to have to explain troll romance before you humans actually get it? It's getting to be ridiculous. Also, horns don't come in all those colors."
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What's your favorite thing about the capitol?
"Probably the food," he says after considering the question. "The dessert stuff in particular. Unless you were a highblood, you didn't get access to shit like chocolate very regularly on Alternia." He shrugs. "Your movies are okay too."
Least favorite?
Karkat glares at the screen. "The fact that I have to share a suite with the douchebucket who killed me. Isn't there any way to switch Districts? Can't I trade with Doobie or Pruna or whatever the fuck she's called? She'd fit in great with Psycho McDickbaron."
What do you think of the newest winner? Who else could win?
Karkat wrinkles his nose. "Who's this douchebag?" He shrugs. "I want Signless to win. He'd be better as a mentor than a tribute. He's not much of a gladiatortainer."
Who do you consider allies in the arena? Who do you consider targets?
He shrugs. "Cuthbert, Signless, and I were allies last arena. I wouldn't mind working with them again." He bites into another pastry. "I'm going after Hyperion first. Then maybe the Initiate."
What do you miss from home?
"Terezi. Everyone, really." He frowns. "Fuck, you said what, not who, didn't you? Shit. Um, The Thresh Prince. Romcoms with proper quadrants. My quadrant novels. Recouperecoons. Sylladexes."
Anything you would like to add?
Karkat sighs. "How many times am I going to have to explain troll romance before you humans actually get it? It's getting to be ridiculous. Also, horns don't come in all those colors."