"Is that what you think they're doing? Having a good shag?" Obviously people aren't using the blind spots for that, but it's an entertaining theory that both of them know is quite fallacious (and phallacious). "Well, I suppose some people like privacy more than Molotov and I do."

He takes a sup of his coffee, using both hands because one of them - the one with the mutilated fingers - doesn't have much dexterity anymore. "Now your turn. What have you noticed?"