"You're a young man with a symmetrical face. Anyone who isn't looking at you and thinking of selling you as a lover is blind or stupid or both."

Jason waves his hand. "I mean talkshows, interviews, maybe the odd magazine special. Now, all the spotlight in the world isn't going to do a damn thing for you if you don't have a story you're planning to tell with it, so, let me get your input on this or I'll make up something about how you're fucking Roland up the ass. What sort of story do you think you could act out that would keep people interested?"