"Alright. You're not good-looking enough to be a heartthrob, you're not mysterious enough to be alluring, and you're not clever enough to be a real competitor." Jason sits down on the couch and puts his feet up on the coffee table. "Not that that's all your fault, mind - you've got plenty of competition in at least two of those fields."

He takes a sip of coffee too fast and cringes as it burns his tongue. It'll be stinging and painful all day. Then he continues. "Trying to get Sponsor gifts for you was like trying to pull teeth out with chopsticks because no one was remembering who the hell you were. Half the people I talked to thought your name was John Alan. So what I say, we should focus on finding a way to make you stick in people's memory, and either you've got to do something big and surprising in the next Arena, start hitting the media circuit hard, or play on your relationships and make a love triangle narrative."