Jolie is about to answer, she really is. She has a whole wealth of knowledge on teaching small, vicious creatures how to behave. She learned all that from drag bars, of course. It's the name that catches her off guard, and she can't help crinkling her nose in response.
"Shellbeast? It's an armadillo, bitch." And she says that with sincere affection, perhaps a little condescendingly. "Well, I mean. He wasn't exactly much to deal with to start with. The whole ball thing is basically his coping mechanism for most things."
She holds him out, just so Signless can get a better look at her adorable sphere. "Spritzing anyone in the face tends to make them think twice about shit. Why? You having problems with your...thing?" Yeah, she doesn't know what that is.
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"Shellbeast? It's an armadillo, bitch." And she says that with sincere affection, perhaps a little condescendingly. "Well, I mean. He wasn't exactly much to deal with to start with. The whole ball thing is basically his coping mechanism for most things."
She holds him out, just so Signless can get a better look at her adorable sphere. "Spritzing anyone in the face tends to make them think twice about shit. Why? You having problems with your...thing?" Yeah, she doesn't know what that is.