Karkat makes a funny squawk in his throat and turns his head aside. Is he turning red? Naw.

"Well good for you that your ass is covered, but I am not here to ponder the state of your human rear. Please tell me the rest of what you've dealt with here has been annoying in the conventional sense. Like--"

His hands set into motion, gesturing something round. "Signless's Crowning! I had this ugly golden bowl with a fake frog in it that I had to carry around everywhere because 'symbolism'."