One drink down didn't last long enough, and Linden seems a little bit disappointed about that, but he takes a deep breath, the brandy warming it on the way down. He takes his pen and spends a good several minute scribbling, before turning a sheepish gaze back to Leo.

"I like limericks," he confesses. "I guess I had to get some things out of my system before my serious attempt."

He hands the page over to Leo as he turns back to the Avox to accept more brandy.

An Escort who works in Panem
Must be a sparkling gem.
But when you dump out the box,
Sometimes you get rocks,
Surely Compson is one of them.

I once met a man who was smothered,
By his bag of a Dynasty mother.
She taught him his manners
With drums and with hammers,
Which explains why he's always so bothered.

There once was a Capitol pox,
who sucked a plethora of cocks.
One day he was dumb,
Broke his mug full of cum,
And took it out on a helpless Avox.

"That last one may have gotten away from me, but you can say it. I'm a genius."