It takes it all a few seconds to click, somewhere between the first glug and the third. It's definitely before the fourth that he makes an unattractive gagging noise and it's possible that a bit of milk comes out of his nose. You'll never know, because he's wiping it all away quickly.

This is his worst nightmare. It's not that he's necessarily kept any of it a secret from Anna, it's just never come up in conversation.

And he's kept it a secret, so fucking sue him. He just never thought it would come up. Jolie sueems like the kind of person who would be discreet, but apparently not. Anna is just a delicate flower, she needs to be introduced to gay sex in a careful manner, not over breakfast. Goddamn it.

"Uh."

Eloguent as fuck. "Okay, so. You have no problems with a man dressing up as a woman, but two men having sex breaks your brain?" He sounds a little exasperated. He really fucking is. He doesn't know how to handle this stuff delicately, if he'd have even thought about it, he would have hoped someone else would be the one to introduce Anna to the concept of gay sex. "Why are we even talking about this? Who brought this up?" An accusatory look is shot at Jolie.