"If I can go platheth in plain thight with you ath an alibi, I might even be able to fetch my own caffeinated beverageth. Maybe." He gave a smirk that said he'd totally make Signless get them anyway. The prospect of that lifted his spirits considerably. "But in all theriouthneth, you'll be uthing your blabbing thkillth to pretherve my life inthtead of endanger it, tho thankth for that."
They could even dodge cameras at night and say they were just trying to avoid paparazzi while on a midnight stroll. Trolls could see better than humans in the darkest corners.
"I can give equipment thpecth now if we have time. But later, we can thtage a converthation back at the Tower about the thame thing. Come up to me and tell me you're looking for theveral high-end gaming rigth tho you can have a LAN party. Your nerdy bee friend loveth and mitheth computer gaming (a fact), and you want to know why I can't jutht make do with the shitty conthole we've got in front of the gandertube (are you fucking theriouth). No one will athk why we thuddenly have a bunch of hardware if we go shopping for computerth together. Even if we can't get everything we need by ourthelveth, we'll be theen going platheth and purchathing thupplieth for legitimate reathonth."
He neglected to mention that he'd be making fun of Signless's inferior knowledge of tech all the way.
"And don't forget, analog wayth of communicating thypherth thtill exthitht. Get a few people working at publishing, and I think we can hide keyth and pathwordth in magazineth if you haven't done tho already. I'm not going to pretend that the digital medium will alwayth be open to uth, and I'd like to have a reathon to read thothe ragth other than following the latetht theorieth on what troll bulgeth look like."
psii, shut up about tech
They could even dodge cameras at night and say they were just trying to avoid paparazzi while on a midnight stroll. Trolls could see better than humans in the darkest corners.
"I can give equipment thpecth now if we have time. But later, we can thtage a converthation back at the Tower about the thame thing. Come up to me and tell me you're looking for theveral high-end gaming rigth tho you can have a LAN party. Your nerdy bee friend loveth and mitheth computer gaming (a fact), and you want to know why I can't jutht make do with the shitty conthole we've got in front of the gandertube (are you fucking theriouth). No one will athk why we thuddenly have a bunch of hardware if we go shopping for computerth together. Even if we can't get everything we need by ourthelveth, we'll be theen going platheth and purchathing thupplieth for legitimate reathonth."
He neglected to mention that he'd be making fun of Signless's inferior knowledge of tech all the way.
"And don't forget, analog wayth of communicating thypherth thtill exthitht. Get a few people working at publishing, and I think we can hide keyth and pathwordth in magazineth if you haven't done tho already. I'm not going to pretend that the digital medium will alwayth be open to uth, and I'd like to have a reathon to read thothe ragth other than following the latetht theorieth on what troll bulgeth look like."