You never, ever have to coax this man to get in front of a microphone.
Most surprisingly, the blonde, grinning, terrifying man can actually carry a tune - he stands easily in front of his audience, swaying a little bit in time with his notes. He gestures as he sings with his red-stained hands, occasionally locking eyes (eyes? voids?) with some poor soul in the crowd for effect.
Not surprisingly, the song he has selected is...embarrassing.
"We must all efficiently Operationalize our strategies Invest in world-class technology And leverage our core competencies In order to holistically administrate Exceptional synergy! We'll set a brand trajectory Using management's philosophy Advance our market share vis-à-vis Our proven methodology... With strong commitment to quality Effectively enhancing corporate synergy..."
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Most surprisingly, the blonde, grinning, terrifying man can actually carry a tune - he stands easily in front of his audience, swaying a little bit in time with his notes. He gestures as he sings with his red-stained hands, occasionally locking eyes (eyes? voids?) with some poor soul in the crowd for effect.
Not surprisingly, the song he has selected is...embarrassing.
"We must all efficiently
Operationalize our strategies
Invest in world-class technology
And leverage our core competencies
In order to holistically administrate
Exceptional synergy!
We'll set a brand trajectory
Using management's philosophy
Advance our market share vis-à-vis
Our proven methodology...
With strong commitment to quality
Effectively enhancing corporate synergy..."