"Yes, I was. My name is Dandy Mott, and you should remember that name because it's going to be big around here," he said.

And then he stopped placing tracks on the ground and stood up. But oh, Phil's pain wasn't over yet - Dandy was capable of much, much worse than intrusive train-related activity when he felt like it, and right now was one of those times.

"I am a God. I'll decide if I hate you or not."