"Oh, well, it would be a special show created to tell the history of the pirates! And their adventures and all the interesting things that they -- you -- did!"

If Jack has learned anything about the Capitolites, he should not be surprised to learn that they have entirely romanticized many aspects of history, including pirates. Everything is a soap opera for them.

"It would be so fascinating to have perspective from someone who was really there, everyone would love to hear your stories."