Unfortunately, Jolie isn't putting her mind to it. It's mindless fluffing at this rate and it will only continue with his compliance. It is totally not weird to be stroking the hair of someone you barely know, right?

"I know, I'm a miracle worker." She doesn't so much as attempt to be humble, instead she just snorts at his proposition. "You wouldn't last long enough to see who won, but I'll spoil it for you. I would." She gives him a look that says duh.

"How've you been, anyway? Staying out of trouble?" That was a seamless segue. Not.