"Oh, Jolie. Nevermind your Tributes, don't do that to the viewers." The image of Jack Sparrow in drag - scraggly beard and all - does bring a wicked sort of smirk to Jason's lips.
"I don't know, I think we should make all of them wrestle gilded tigers, personally." Some Capitol citizens think that Mentors are just District or offworld people who have proven themselves worthy of the Capitol; others, like Jason, thinks being uncivilized runs in the blood. The Capitol might be safer if fewer people put their trust in people who've killed and betrayed their way to join the club. Still, he doesn't sound totally serious. "Don't jinx it. I'm already funneling all my paycheck to my idiot brother and my mother so she can get herself a new fainting couch."
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"I don't know, I think we should make all of them wrestle gilded tigers, personally." Some Capitol citizens think that Mentors are just District or offworld people who have proven themselves worthy of the Capitol; others, like Jason, thinks being uncivilized runs in the blood. The Capitol might be safer if fewer people put their trust in people who've killed and betrayed their way to join the club. Still, he doesn't sound totally serious. "Don't jinx it. I'm already funneling all my paycheck to my idiot brother and my mother so she can get herself a new fainting couch."