Oceana's a good listener; it's part of being a Stylist, and she's always been partial to hearing out other peoples' problems and complaints. It gives her a break from her own bullshit, anyway, and it's good for gaining come perspective.

As Jason goes on, her eyebrows only go higher and higher. And she thought she'd heard it all. "Shit," she says finally, as he finishes his laundry list. "You weren't fucking joking. Remind me to stay far away from Seven."