"Bucketth aren't thexthy per the, on their own. But the thingth you do with them—Don't humanth uthe bucketth?"

Not using a bucket was thought to be pretty weird among trolls. Psii didn't use his half the time, but good God, were all humans kinky bucketless fiends in bed? Not that Psii was accustomed to using a bed for anything. He grew up sleeping in a recuperacoon or (more often) not at all, and later kept to a sleeping bag as he traveled.