Dorian had to laugh - he had to. He had no idea what vodka was - had never heard of it, in Thedas - but sex on a beach... He reached over to take the menu from him.
"Ah. Alcohol. And here I was wondering if you got the escort menu. It must be a drink of some kind, though I must tell you that sex on a beach in incredibly overrated and I don't suggest trying it."
Or, you know, sex at all for that matter. At least not for... twenty years. Give or take.
"Well, perhaps I will see if I can cook for you sometime, then," He said, smiling warmly as he looked through the actual food side of the menu. "Do you have any idea what kind of food you would like to try? Something that you saw one of us eat, perhaps, that you were curious about?"
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"Ah. Alcohol. And here I was wondering if you got the escort menu. It must be a drink of some kind, though I must tell you that sex on a beach in incredibly overrated and I don't suggest trying it."
Or, you know, sex at all for that matter. At least not for... twenty years. Give or take.
"Well, perhaps I will see if I can cook for you sometime, then," He said, smiling warmly as he looked through the actual food side of the menu. "Do you have any idea what kind of food you would like to try? Something that you saw one of us eat, perhaps, that you were curious about?"