"Alright I'll do that for you, and you promise me you're not gonna give up on this self improvement schtick. We may have had our history together but if I can turn over a new leaf so can you. And maybe this leaf won't have so many bugs!"
The metaphor was weak at best but she added "And I'll even leave you a little gift so you have something to look forward to when you get home."
The "Gift" would be a terracotta cat head with instructions to take the packet of seeds and spread them carefully over the cat's head. Water once a day and eventually a lush green mane of green grass would grow around the cat's face.
Yes, Harley thought a Chia Pet was an appropriate reward for someone getting out of prison.
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"Alright I'll do that for you, and you promise me you're not gonna give up on this self improvement schtick. We may have had our history together but if I can turn over a new leaf so can you. And maybe this leaf won't have so many bugs!"
The metaphor was weak at best but she added "And I'll even leave you a little gift so you have something to look forward to when you get home."
The "Gift" would be a terracotta cat head with instructions to take the packet of seeds and spread them carefully over the cat's head. Water once a day and eventually a lush green mane of green grass would grow around the cat's face.
Yes, Harley thought a Chia Pet was an appropriate reward for someone getting out of prison.