Darcy has a kissing scale that runs from 'Dementor' to 'The Notebook, only with less angst.' This kiss solidly clocks somewhere in the middle. She once read some young adult romance novel that described the snarky, daring protagonist's love interest kissing her as 'exploring her mouth.' And looking back on it, the idea sounds much sexier than it actually feels. Not that she's passive and just letting him and her tongue's trying to fight back.

Which feels just as unsexy to her as it sounds.

The only thing that takes her mind off the kissing is the feeling of Punchy Jr. pressing up against her. At first she isn't sure what to do. It's not that she's inexperienced, quite the opposite. It's more that...well, they live in the same space, actually doing anything could give him the wrong idea. But at the same time, she hasn't gotten laid in months and, well, YOLO. Which is why she slowly, deliberately grinds against him, just to see what he'll do.