"As long as you don't dress me up as Jessica Rabbit. I've done that costume before, but orange hair seriously don't look good on me, and heck no with the blue and purple eyeshadows. Gold's way kinder to me."

She reaches over and takes another sugar packet, adding a little extra sweetness to the already saturated drink.

"You could also, you know, play up the fact that I was off my meds, I just got broken up with, I was so unstable - I don't know if you're familiar with Britney Spears, but she once shaved her head and beat up a car with an umbrella because the pressure of fame got to be too much. We could sell my, um, bad decisions that way."