"Don't get a big head, I'm easy," Well, she is for right now, at least. Damn, what had been in that bottle? "Here, here, let me-- shit, let me help."

She tried to mop some of it up with a napkin, but Jane's main contribution to the effort was a pile of glitter from an overturned dispenser. Or maybe it only looked like glitter, and was supposed to be considered sprinkles?

Regardless, it isn't a particularly helpful endeavor. But she's trying, and therefore no one should criticize her.