"That's why they use 'em, obviously. You won't miss them if they're gone." Can't fault that logic, right? At least he hopes he doesn't try, because he can't explain why eating a dog is less likely than eating the adorable banditos of the animal world.

"Texas. America. But it stopped being my home before I got here." Now would be the time for a dramatic stare into the distance, but he's just going to give Gannicus an appraising look. "Are you from Asgard too?" He might have met Loki already.