"Exactly. They also don't kill each other in battles to the death."
Guy leaned in, threw his arm around Zoidberg's shoulders, and tried to ignore the smell.
"Look, I'm pretty good at killing things, those claws make me think you're pretty good at killing things - but I'd really rather just be friends. And I'm good to my friends in the arena. I'm used to surviving so I can help you find food and extra water. I like to share, you know?"
And true to his word, he actually would.
"So can we be friends? This has been a very interesting few minutes that I've been talking to you and I'd like to keep the magic going but that would be hard to do if we eventually tried to murder each other, so let's just not."
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Guy leaned in, threw his arm around Zoidberg's shoulders, and tried to ignore the smell.
"Look, I'm pretty good at killing things, those claws make me think you're pretty good at killing things - but I'd really rather just be friends. And I'm good to my friends in the arena. I'm used to surviving so I can help you find food and extra water. I like to share, you know?"
And true to his word, he actually would.
"So can we be friends? This has been a very interesting few minutes that I've been talking to you and I'd like to keep the magic going but that would be hard to do if we eventually tried to murder each other, so let's just not."